Six years ago on Christmas, Batman confronted Santa in a wrestling match. At least that was how it looked, until their true identities were revealed.

(Thunders Arena – Christmas Chaos 2012, Big Sexy vs. Specimen)

Do you see these biceps, choking off your air supply? Do you see these tree trunk thighs, ready to crush your rib cage on a moment’s notice? 

You’re just a lil guy. Don’t struggle, son. Make it easy on yourself. You’re mine until I decide to let you go.

(Thunders Arena – Mat Wars 35, Specimen vs. Angel)